Morton Area Players

When my father asked me where I would like to spend my honeymoon, I told him Hawaii. I had never been there but had always wanted to go so I figured that since my father said I could go anywhere, Kauai in Hawaii would be a great choice for a romantic honeymoon.

My father told me about a week later that he had been researching Kauai vacation rentals and found a great place for my future husband and I to stay. He did not want us staying in one of those fancy hotels where all the tourist hung out so he had booked a cottage that was private and romantic. It would be a little home away from home only with the ocean right out of our door. I was so excited that I could not wait.

My future husband and I had the best time on our honeymoon. We had a cottage on Kauai that was only for us. After we would go out and explore the island during the day, we would come back to our Kauai vacation rental and relax every evening. I am hoping that we will be able to go back and stay in one of the Kauai vacation rentals for our first honeymoon.

We went to a local high school football game a few weeks ago and at halftime they had a funny t shirt contest. The funny t shirts that were cheered for the loudest went on to the finals to see whose shirt was the funniest.

They zoomed in on each t shirt and put it up on the big screen at the end of the field. They would then count to three and every one cheered if they liked that design. About a dozen people wearing their funny t shirt designs showed up and it only took ten minutes to narrow it down to the top three.

So they showed the shirts again and we cheered for all it was worth and a funny t shirt winner was announced. It was a funny political joke t shirt that had the crowd cheering in approval. He won a free season pass to the rest of the football games and a gift certificate for a free car wash up town at the local wash bay.

It was not a bad deal just for wearing funny t shirts and if I would have known about it I probably would have participated. That is alright though I might try it next year, it was a lot of fun to watch though and my little sister enjoyed it because she knew the kid that won.

I wanted to get some cheap t shirts to wear to work. If they are cheap, then it does not matter if I ruin them with the ink from the printing machines. I have worn some really cool t shirts before and ruined them, and then was mad at myself for doing that.

I also wanted to make sure the cheap t shirts were also funny t shirts. Most of my co workers need to have a laugh every now and then. If I have on a funny t shirt, it is also a good conversation starter for when we go on breaks and during our lunchtime. I met my wife at my job, when she commented on my funny t shirt, and we started talking.

Now that we are married, I cannot afford to buy expensive funny t shirts. She told me that the cheap t shirts will have some funny stuff on them too and it will not matter if it gets ruined or not. I hope that she is right because I have a ton of t shirts that have holes and stains on them that cost me a fortune. If I cannot find cheap t shirts in the mall then I will have to start internet shopping, which I am a little leery about.

My daughter’s best friend’s parents were looking to buy a new home in our neighborhood. I knew that the home they really liked need to have replacement windows put in and that was why they were dragging their feet on making an offer.

I contacted the current owner and asked her if they would consider paying to have the windows replaced. She said that she would do anything to get the house sold and I told her about a Chicago replacement windows company that I heard does a good job and they are quick. So, she called the next day and they scheduled her replacement windows installation for the following week.

I called the couple that I knew really wanted the house and told them that I was pretty certain that there would be replacement windows installed very soon in the house they wanted. They just happened to drive by the day the Chicago replacement windows company was there to put the windows in. They could not believe what they were seeing.

The day after the windows were in, they put in an offer to buy the house. The offer was accepted and it closed about four weeks later. When they moved in, it was a very happy day for my daughter and her best friend.